U R a Redneck if….pages(Note: This was a popular free speech board I had in Port Townsend ending this week)
U R a Redneck if …
October 19, 2010
… if 5 of 25 below apply:
Watch over 5 hours of football per week
Smoke pot or cigarettes most days
Prefer eating meat • Eat lots of fast food
Drink 25% as much alcohol as other liquids
Watch violent shows on TV
Frequent use of profanity • Scream and yell a lot
• Poor communicator
• Wealthy people who don’t give anything or a very small percentage of their income
• Relationship cheaters • Conservatives
• Pussy hounds or porno lovers
• Texting wile driving • Hunters
• Country music lovers
• Negative thinkers • Mood swingers
• Born Agains/fundamentalists • Talkers with little action
• Rejectors of friendliness with former friends and relatives
• Refusers by action to look at facts of one’s religion by ‘objective scientists of religions’
• Fatties who ride around in carts at Wal Mart
• Infrequent users of ‘self improvements’
• Continual use of bad habits • Don’t Accurately see yourself
Arhata
